ill mind of a fish

Hallmark movies are the worst thing to happen to mankind since Mt. Vesuvius .

http://guff.com/amazing-tattoo-grammar-fails

lamestlatina:

pancaikes:

diabetic-homeless-hookers-18:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

what

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

There’s people starving…

sickomobb:

my exes be like

We could be like this but you playin

sickomobb:

my exes be like

We could be like this but you playin

candithelezi:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

I laughed so much harder than I should have!!

I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. 

Why

100%

kavaeric:



are you even trying

For those of you following along, that means you’d have to eat a kilogram of broccoli (2.2 pounds) to get 28 grams of protein. People generally need somewhere between 50 and 100 grams of protein a day.  

kavaeric:

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are you even trying

For those of you following along, that means you’d have to eat a kilogram of broccoli (2.2 pounds) to get 28 grams of protein. People generally need somewhere between 50 and 100 grams of protein a day.  

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

Signal boost the fuck out of this!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

Signal boost the fuck out of this!!

humoristics:


moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes
the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

This is heartbreaking, they want to be birds and they’re trying so so hard…


Turn this into an iPhone app. Majestic FlapFlaps

humoristics:

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

This is heartbreaking, they want to be birds and they’re trying so so hard…

Turn this into an iPhone app. Majestic FlapFlaps