Hallmark movies are the worst thing to happen to mankind since Mt. Vesuvius .
Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
There’s people starving…
my exes be like
We could be like this but you playin
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
I laughed so much harder than I should have!!
are you even trying
For those of you following along, that means you’d have to eat a kilogram of broccoli (2.2 pounds) to get 28 grams of protein. People generally need somewhere between 50 and 100 grams of protein a day.
Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
Signal boost the fuck out of this!!